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Making You Happy is the Best Thing I’ll Ever Do With My Time
Stories From the Bar
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I Met up With a Reader of Mine and Accidentally Fell Into True Care
The game I play is simple and high efficacy.
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I Almost Reached Out to Diane Keaton’s Assistant Then Didn’t
From his swivel chair, the one with the mesh lumbar support suspended over the metal spine, I tell him but we won’t have to worry about that yet…
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Recently My Left Eye Feels Muscularly Inclined Toward the Left
Most of what I saw was the sort of thing I probably should have expected:
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I Have Been Accidentally Meditating
I have been accidentally meditating.
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I Have No Passions Hobbies Callings or Vocations of My Own
I went to the small movie theater next to work for the first time to see Adaptation, my eighth favorite movie.
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I Have Now Eaten at a Restaurant Alone
Obviously the train car is the most devastating module ever created; you’re passing things at such a speed that you can see the flux in entire families…
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